We just go there for the wings.

You can tell a true auteur filmed this by the choice of looking at the baby through bars to symbolize his future behind them.

Time for you to put on your horny hat and see if the picture you're looking at is a Pop Star or Porn Star. Jeopardy this is not.

They apparently only care about beer.

Will Ferrell's new movie answers the age-old question, would you watch a movie about Ron Burgundy playing minor league basketball? What if we got you drunk first?

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

Putting a refrigerator next to your couch would be too complicated.

Santa would put it under your tree but you were too busy being drunk to buy one.

Next up Audience Hero, you just sit, drink beer, and stare.

We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.

Hilary Duff is a true performer. At the end of her last concert, her loins exploded and a unicorn, magic hat and David the Gnome spilled forth.

Don't try this at home. And if you do, don't sue.

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.

Who know how bikini butts could help sell beer? I did!

Dartmouth College students pulled a prank on an unsuspecting tour group. It involves beer, so LET'S WATCH!

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.

Go Santa! Go Santa! Go! Chug! Chug! Chug!

All beer commercials are sexy. This one just adds in the angry girlfriend factor.

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

This beer's for the "everyman" in every man! (As in, you're fat & gross, and you love T&A.)