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Yesterday PETA unveiled the latest ad for its "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign, featuring Bethenny Frankel, member of People with Extraordinarily Little Talent Society (PELTS).
My Cheetah-lined hat is off to you, PETA, because your ads continue to intrigue me. I find myself thinking, as I cut into my still-mooing T-Bone, "Who is PETA's demographic?" Considering your recent choice of spokespeople, I can only assume that your research, presumably conducted by underpaid monkeys at typewriters, shows that your core audience is people invested in reality television. How else can you justify burning our retinas with the likes of Steve-O, Khloe Kardashian, and Karina Smirnoff? (You know it's bad when your last name is a brand and they still don't want you.)
It makes sense though. PETA's invasive studies done on bunnies, show that reality TV viewers are far less intelligent people who can be more easily swayed into giving up those necessary extravagances like fitted Dalmatian tees adorned with hamster noses, and squirrel-tail tampons.
And as for the rest of us, the nod-and-wink, upper-crust "Adult Swim" viewer? Manatee flippers make for a lovely corset.
Gayheart's a Crotch-Grabber
Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.
Adam Lambert Dating Shia Labeouf?
OMG! Adam Lambert might be dating Shia The Beef! We always new Adam was gay!
Food Fight
For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.
Bull Semen Big Gulp
Lord! Its like 300 lbs of all beef hotness broiled over a bed of sex! Those vaguely human features, coupled with those tumor ridden arms is pure hotness.
Alicia Silverstone Nude PSA
Alicia Silverstone hopes that she can hypnotize your meat loving brain into loving veggies by showing you her naked bum. We suddenly want more beef.
Beef Jerky Babe
Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!
Drive-Thru Order Song
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun! But better!
Corned Beef Antelope
It’s the corned beef classic you can sing-a-long to. It’s also the song you can sing-a-long to while taking a pooh.