Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.

Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.

Even seen a really hot chick from behind and then she turns around and her face gives you nightmares? Of course you have it's your mom! Boom! Everything's hot but her face.

If you're checking out a hot chick from behind and she turns around and her face looks like Abe Vigoda -- that's a butterface.

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

Check out these brunette beauties' boobs and see if you can guess who they belong to!

Even seen a really hot chick from behind and then she turns around and her face looks like Jabba the Hut? Well here's the game to prove your spotting skills!

For reals footage of Sarah Palin in a swimsuit during her 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant.

You want to know how good bacon is, to improve other food they wrap it in bacon.

It's like the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest but in Japan.

In theaters 2-29-08. Will Ferrell stars in Semi-Pro, an outrageous comedy set in 1976 against the backdrop of the maverick ABA - a fast-paced, wild and crazy basketball league that rivaled the NBA and made a name for itself with innovations like the three-point shot and slam dunk contest.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

Wow Christina, you look so flawless! What a natural beauty, unlike like those other woman who cake on their make up.

In theaters 2-29-08. Will Ferrell stars in Semi-Pro, an outrageous comedy set in 1976 against the backdrop of the maverick ABA - a fast-paced, wild and crazy basketball league that rivaled the NBA and made a name for itself with innovations like the three-point shot and slam dunk contest.

Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.

It's really hard to decide which is more embarrassing. Falling down a flight of stairs in front of millions of TV viewers, or striking a bizarre resemblance to Sloth while doing so.

The creepy giant woman will win this staring contest nearly every time.

Britney Spears entered a Tarzana, CA beauty parlor after closing and shaved her own head after the stylist refused to do it for her.

Mena Suvari, the girl from American Beauty that DIDN'T have huge boobs, decided to got topless at the beach recently. But she put these Liquid Generation pasties on right before we took these photos.

We're pleased to tell you that Victoria Beckham is a 100% natural beauty.