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Ginger Actor Engaged to Model We've Never Heard Of

By: LG Staff
February 25 2010, 8:39 AM


This douchebag...

...is getting married to this hottie.

Their wedding picture might look something like this:

But because Seth Green is Seth Green (and the beautiful genes from his wife will probably be filtered out because God is cruel)  their kid is probably going to look something like this:

 

Lady Sings America The Beautiful With Privates

Lady Sings America The Beautiful With Privates

Some people are a lot more talented than others. Her vagina should be on American Idol.

 


The newest greatest website on Earth, Nic Cage As Everyone, is kind of amazing. Zacolas Cage is a beautiful man.

 

 

Lindsay, You're Beautiful.

Lindsay, You're Beautiful.

Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.

 

Nikki Cox and Jay Mohr Are Beautiful

Nikki Cox and Jay Mohr Are Beautiful

These two are so adorable cute! (*wink* x 100 = sarcasm!)

 

This Freak Is So Beautiful To Me

This Freak Is So Beautiful To Me

The song "You Are So Beautiful" is so sweet and romantic, until you use it to score your nightmare horror show of a commercial from Planet Hell.

 

Boobs, Butt or Baby?

Boobs, Butt or Baby?

We show you a portion of a picture and, that's right, you have to tell if it's a beautiful pair of boobs, a butt or a baby!

 

Hot or Heavy? 2

Hot or Heavy? 2

We show you the face of a beautiful young lady, the only problem is you can't see the rest of her body. You have to guess if she eats salads or small cars.

 

Sarah Palin Plays The Flute

Sarah Palin Plays The Flute

She is so talented, so beautiful, so Presidential-like. But most of all, she's so charming!

 

The Catwoman's Face is Finished

The Catwoman's Face is Finished

Her right eyebrow looks a little higher than the left but other than it looks like they did a beautiful job!

 

Fantasia Burrito

Fantasia Burrito

American Idols should be thin and beautiful, not fat and radish haired. Boo Fantasia, boo.. And I don't mean the term of endearment.

 

Ashanti's Cottage Cheese Sister

Ashanti's Cottage Cheese Sister

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

 

Pubic Clothing

Pubic Clothing

What about fire crotches? They don't deserve beautiful pubic hair clothing?

 

Birth Canal Costume

Birth Canal Costume

Although repulsive in nature, some folks think the birth process is beautiful. Notice the fake pubic mound? .. And pass.

 

Musical Chairs

Musical Chairs

Who said recycling had to be boring? Take those Ace of Base Cd's and create a beautiful and painfully artistic chair to spend hours sitting in while you masturbate on Xtube.

 

Dove Pro-fatty Propaganda

Dove Pro-fatty Propaganda

Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?

 

Toilet Paper Spears

Toilet Paper Spears

Wow you guys, only in our wildest dreams could we afford such a nice dress and beautiful hair extensions. Having such a dress allows for quick toilet use, sans the hassle of cleanup.

 

Suri Cruise - 20 Years Later

Suri Cruise - 20 Years Later

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

 

Butt Buddies

Butt Buddies

The Beckham's bums are beautiful.

 

Jesus, These Are Nice Rims

Jesus, These Are Nice Rims

Thank God this guy took the time to make his custom rims beautiful. Now that's some fine airbrushing!