Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

Ike Turner died this week, blah blah blah. However the New York Post had a great tagline for it's piece "honoring" his death.

Ok, so that was a lie. This is a scene from Rosie's character in the new season of Nip Tuck. However… we doubt that's actual make up. Its' the herpes!

Heidi Montag is far from pretty and appears to have no arm in this picture. We personally hope Harrison Ford finds her and beats her down for killing his wife. Oh, and for making that face too.

One robot plays the theremin, which is crazy enough, while another provides the beat.

This beats studying any day, two guys made a 200 sq. ft. mural of Calvin and Hobbes out of Post-It notes they could have used to bookmark their textbooks.

The "Will It Blend" series faces the ultimate challenge: Chuck Norris. Nobody bets against Chuck Norris, his hand is the only hand that beats a royal flush.

Appalachian State made some history this weekend and beat the Michigan Wolverines. They most likely won because of this awesome recruiting video.

Watching that annoying kid get hit with the skateboard in slow motion makes a pretty obvious connection. Fat kids are kind of like big whales.

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

This guy is accused of beating up his 79 year old mother. However, his opinions on the local news are making him a hero on the internet.

The Iceman wants to sell you a car from "The Danger Zone". He will do anything to beat Maverick's prices.

A bus driver loses his $#!t and starts beating up a young student. I sure hope that deputy sowed up eventually.

You think you have some marginal talent that most people wouldn't think twice about becoming an expert at? Well this guy has you beat.

This guy is a great baton twirler, but doesn't he get beat up in the locker room???

This edition of "Will It Blend" asks the question, "will an iPod blend?" The answer won't surprise you, but the violence with which your roommate beats you after realizing you destroyed his entire digital music collection will.

You won’t need a cheat code to beat this game, but if you remember the Konami code, I suppose it can’t hurt.

Ali and Habib were two Middle Eastern goat farmers when the United States decided to occupy their tiny country. Now they’re running for president, but can they beat the hand selected candidate: Nick Nolte?

This baby will beat you senseless.

: “I may have gotten beat up a lot but in the end transferring to Compton High was totally worth it.”