Kanye West is a musical douchebag genius, and he's also the star of this new Torture Chamber where he gets the crap beat out of him.

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

These chicks can beat the crap out of your face.

Since cats are really creepy and evil, we celebrate any time one of them gets beat up.

That kid could should be sent to slammer for beating his buddy. Or just given the death penalty. Kids just can't get away with this anymore.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

Watch this guy beat the crap out of these little kids. Kung Fu really does work!

We totally couldn't beat the crap of Rihanna, though we tried.

After Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna, he decided that the right thing to do would be to make a PSA about domestic abuse... or did he?!

In these troubled economic times, nothing beats these guys if you want to pay absolutely nothing for nothing service.

We got beat up for running like this.

Wow, soccer fans can actually kick some ass. However, soccer still sux balls.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.

Sure beats an above ground pool, that's for sure.

There is nothing more inspiring than the perseverance Tara Reid displays every year in Cancun. She takes a beating and keeps on tickin', she'll never retire, unlike Brett Favre.

It's your turn to beat the crap out of those judges from American Idol.

Heavy Metal isn't the only music with big balls.

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?