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Paris Nippleton

Paris Nippleton

Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.

 

Lessons Learned

Lessons Learned

Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.

 

The Male Ego

The Male Ego

The fact that the penis that would fit into that condom would be bigger than both of them has no bearing here. Stupid.

 

Jason Davis Pees Himself

Jason Davis Pees Himself

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

 

The SuperBowl in 8-bit

The SuperBowl in 8-bit

Football fans and video game nerds alike will love this version of Sunday's big game. GO BEARS!

 

Superbowl Shuffle

Superbowl Shuffle

In 1985 the Chicago Bears won the Superbowl, and created the greatest rap video ever to celebrate. Now that they're up against the Colts for 2007's 'Bowl, we'd like to play this video as a loving tribute to a stupendous line-up. I love you, Sweetness. I love you, McMahon.

 

Instant Vomit on Live TV

Instant Vomit on Live TV

Vomiting on live TV never seems to bore me, but this guy seems to be the fastest at it.

 

Crazy Bear Dance!

Crazy Bear Dance!

Hey hey! This polar bear just dropped some E, so let's watch him do his thang!

 

Fat Bear Dick

Fat Bear Dick

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

 

Skinny Dick's

Skinny Dick's

Don't be distracted by the funny sign -- there's bears mating on the left!

 

Cosplay Bear Costume

Cosplay Bear Costume

She's the cuddliest girl at the freak zoo!

 

Elf-Dog Costume

Elf-Dog Costume

I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.

 

Polar Bear Girl

Polar Bear Girl

Japanese Girls look adorable when their about to be mauled by a bear.

 

Bear Fight

Bear Fight

We'd like this video a lot better with fake blood and guts.

 

The Golden Globes

The Golden Globes

You bored your ass off while watching the awards show, now bore your ass off while taking a quiz about the boring ass awards show.