Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.

Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.

The fact that the penis that would fit into that condom would be bigger than both of them has no bearing here. Stupid.

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

Football fans and video game nerds alike will love this version of Sunday's big game. GO BEARS!

In 1985 the Chicago Bears won the Superbowl, and created the greatest rap video ever to celebrate. Now that they're up against the Colts for 2007's 'Bowl, we'd like to play this video as a loving tribute to a stupendous line-up. I love you, Sweetness. I love you, McMahon.

Vomiting on live TV never seems to bore me, but this guy seems to be the fastest at it.

Hey hey! This polar bear just dropped some E, so let's watch him do his thang!

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

Don't be distracted by the funny sign -- there's bears mating on the left!

She's the cuddliest girl at the freak zoo!

I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.

Japanese Girls look adorable when their about to be mauled by a bear.

We'd like this video a lot better with fake blood and guts.

You bored your ass off while watching the awards show, now bore your ass off while taking a quiz about the boring ass awards show.