Jessica Alba's Beach Bum

Jessica Alba's Beach Bum

Jessica Alba has a great ass... and really knows how to wear a bikini!

 

Great Sunglasses!

Great Sunglasses!

I went to the beach over the weekend and saw this woman whose sunglasses I loved!

 

Pam & Tommy at the Beach

Pam & Tommy at the Beach

They say they're hanging out for their kids' benefit. I say they're screwing.

 

Kirsten Dunst Bikini Grope

Kirsten Dunst Bikini Grope

I'm sure there's a logical explanation for the reason why bikini-clad Kiki Drunskt is getting her nubs tweaked by her beach buddy. I just don't care.

 

Daily Show: Laguna Beach

Daily Show: Laguna Beach

The Daily Show goes in deep with their own version of the real REAL Laguna Beach.

 

Cameron & Drew Smoke Pot

Cameron & Drew Smoke Pot

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore recently relaxed *a lot* on the beach, while passing a doobie between them. Shabba!

 

Jordan Pregnant at the Beach

Jordan Pregnant at the Beach

Jordan was spotted recently in large bikini top and not-so-large bump. Her belly's going to have to really work it if it wants attention away from her boobs!

 

Sienna Miller Goes Topless!

Sienna Miller Goes Topless!

Sienna Miller's sugar-nubs were spotted at the beach while she kissed her boyfriend. Sexy!

 

Crabs on the Beach

Crabs on the Beach

I don't know what they're trying to sell, but I'm buying it!

 
 

Paris's Cootch

Paris's Cootch

Paris like the beach. She also likes flashing her slash at the paparazzi! Thank god it's covered this time.

 

Menu Suvari Goes Topless

Menu Suvari Goes Topless

Mena Suvari, the girl from American Beauty that DIDN'T have huge boobs, decided to got topless at the beach recently. But she put these Liquid Generation pasties on right before we took these photos.

 

Plane Crash at the Beach

Plane Crash at the Beach

Like a beached whale, no one really cares when a plane crashes on the beach.

 

Steven Tyler is Gross

Steven Tyler is Gross

The aging rockstar was at the beach recently. Apparently he lost his "Mister Microphone," if you know what I'm sayin'.

 
 

Paris Showers Outdoors

Paris Showers Outdoors

Paris Hilton was spotted washing off at a Bondi Beach outdoor shower recently. Those onlookers' expressions are priceless.

 

Cameron Diaz in See-Through Shirt

Cameron Diaz in See-Through Shirt

I bet you didn't notice there was a beach behind her!

 

No Thong For You

No Thong For You

Oh damn! No thongs on the beach! What are we to wear!

 

Street Act or Bum

Street Act or Bum

This edition is inspired by those freaks who hang out at Venice Beach. We pitty those talented fools.

 

Who'd You Rather? Week 143: At The Beach

Who'd You Rather? Week 143: At The Beach

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

 

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