Sienna Miller's sugar-nubs were spotted at the beach while she kissed her boyfriend. Sexy!

I don't know what they're trying to sell, but I'm buying it!

This is what they eat in New England all the time. It keeps their strength up.

Sexy Alyssa at the beach.

Paris like the beach. She also likes flashing her slash at the paparazzi! Thank god it's covered this time.

Mena Suvari, the girl from American Beauty that DIDN'T have huge boobs, decided to got topless at the beach recently. But she put these Liquid Generation pasties on right before we took these photos.

Ever taken a 10-pound bowling ball to the groin? Well watch someone who did!

Like a beached whale, no one really cares when a plane crashes on the beach.

The aging rockstar was at the beach recently. Apparently he lost his "Mister Microphone," if you know what I'm sayin'.

Land ho! It be a beached whale!

Who knows if these guys are good skateboarders – they use their ramps and quarter-pipes to make some of the sickest dunks in hoops history!

Paris Hilton was spotted washing off at a Bondi Beach outdoor shower recently. Those onlookers' expressions are priceless.

It’s the ultimate battle of quickness, wits, and ball kicking! Are you man enough to survive this epic fighting game? I think even Rocky would wuss out.

I bet you didn't notice there was a beach behind her!

Steve-O celebrated the release of a new movie by making an impression of his family jewels in some wet cement. Personally, I like jewels with a liitle more karats, if you catch my drift.

This is why rugby is also known as "Skull Bowling"

Oh damn! No thongs on the beach! What are we to wear!

See what happens when a CLOTHED man runs out onto the field of a naked soccer ball game. Soccer players really ARE gay.

This edition is inspired by those freaks who hang out at Venice Beach. We pitty those talented fools.

Video game graphics are so good these days it looks like they can just pop out from the television and grab your balls.