Adam Lambert uses more coverup than every tranny on the earth combined.

Celebrate Earth Day by despising a bunch of hippies who cry over dead trees.

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

We can't figure out why the paparazzi would take a picture of Jeff Goldblum taking his shirt off and it looks like Jeff is wondering the same thing himself. Maybe it was a "Earth Girls Are Easy" fan.

From William Goldman to Diablo Cody you've come a long way screenwriters. How on Earth did you get studios to pay you when she is the "best" of the year?

Don't worry everyone, that's biofuel she is using. The Earth will be fine.

Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.

Pluto must have been kicked in the crotch one too many times and decided to run down this little brat. So much for "happiest place on Earth".

How much do you want to bet that alcohol just never worked for this guy? He then turned to hypnosis and found Earth girls are easy.

The Japanese are truly the greatest people on Earth!

We'd scream too if we thought John Travolta from Battlefield Earth was holding us.

Funny looking people are the happiest people on earth.