If you don't get this guy a present, he'll forever stare at you from across the room.

Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey runs into a video of the internet phenomenon Fred and it changes his life forever!

If Batman were missing a few chromosomes, he might act like this.

Another reason why the "Batman & Robin" movie is totally underrated. This dialogue is just amazing!

Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.

You think Batman was rich before, wait until he rakes in all of this box office money!

In the game of life George Clooney is rarely a loser, this is the exception.

Why so similar?

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.

In theaters 1-18-08. Set in a separate storyline not related to the "Trailer Park Boys" Television show, but with the same lovable characters. The boys get arrested for robbing an ATM machine and spend 18 months in jail. When the get out, they decide to pull off "The Big Dirty" which is to steal a large amount of coins because they are untraceable and quit their life of crime forever.

This just doesn't look like the gritty realism that Christian Bale promised.

In theaters 7-18-08. Batman and James Gordon join forces with Gotham's new District Attorney, Harvey Dent, to take on a psychotic bank robber known as The Joker, whilst other forces plot against them, and Joker's crimes grow more and more deadly.

A church adorned with the bodies of saints, clerics and parishioners. Yeah… this may be one reason we don't go to church.

The pure love, that exudes from Michael Stipe's eyes, screams "forever". Everybody hurts… but not anymore.

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

This woman could potentially produce ten thousand lolcats photos a day. The internet would be forever grateful.

We found Batman at Coachella! Actually there were two of them. And we wept.

Man… she just needs to stop looking at the camera. Forever.

Watch as a naked drunken burger clown terrorizes a small town and leaves it traumatized forever.

Race against the best TV cars from The Dukes of Hazzard, Night Rider, and Batman.