We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

We totally had to run to the bathroom for some alone time after first seeing this photo.

Dora explores the rampant valleys of puberty, giving comic nerds everywhere another reason to lock the bathroom door. Her monkey still looks queer.

China's got back! In the world's largest bathroom!

What happens when you replace a hallway with a bathroom? Why, hilarity, of course!

A Liquid Generation EXCLUSIVE! A controversial photo of Britney doing her duty on the toilet!!

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.

DUH! I forgot my blow on the bathroom sink! Stupid!

For the 17th edition of America's favorite music puzzle game, we give you an all name game, a game for which you will play until you have to go to the bathroom.

Friends poop alike.

The "EXIT" characters don't really feel that free when they're done, they're actually leaping away from the cockroaches.

Who didn't tell us about the party in the bathroom!?!?!

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.