Probably the cutest thing you'll see all day.

Here are ten reasons I find the parents and participants of child beauty pageants creepy.

Not to be rude, but weren't some caught bathing in the deep fryer?

It's the cutest dog ever.

Some of these chicks were messed up in some serious stuff.

Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.

Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.

Even seen a really hot chick from behind and then she turns around and her face gives you nightmares? Of course you have it's your mom! Boom! Everything's hot but her face.

If you're checking out a hot chick from behind and she turns around and her face looks like Abe Vigoda -- that's a butterface.

If you have to wear a bathing suit this summer, make sure you have boobs.

Check out these brunette beauties' boobs and see if you can guess who they belong to!

Even seen a really hot chick from behind and then she turns around and her face looks like Jabba the Hut? Well here's the game to prove your spotting skills!

For reals footage of Sarah Palin in a swimsuit during her 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant.

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".