World's greatest or luckiest ball boy.

That you throw up in the air to take pictures.

Amazing to see and best explained by the video.

Foul balls scare me. If you're not almost trampling a former president or ending the playoffs, you're endangering a kid or getting into an "inappropriate" fight over the ball. Enjoy our national pastime at it's finest.

Steals the foul ball from a little girl.

I love using fitness equipment as a weapon. Like a dumbbell to someone's head.

20,000 of them dropped from a helicopter.

You're going to end up at a lot of parties in the next 10 days. Some good, most horrendous. Here  are a few tips for getting out of a couple bad holiday situations.

Problem: Bad Party with more old people at it than you expected. What I do: Guerilla warfare. There's a laundry list of things you can do to destroy a party from within. Number one is clog the main toilet. This can shorten a party by hours, and if it's a small apartment with only one bathroom, you could bring it to a screeching halt right then and there. The best way to do this is with paper towels. Toilet paper is made to break up in water; paper towels are made to keep their structure as well as possible. Smuggle paper towels into the bathroom. This might be tough to pull off; if people are around, do it one at a time, like how Andy Dufresne smuggled the pieces of his cell wall into the yard in Shawshank Redemption. When you have a bunch, flush 'em. Once the problem is known to the host, say something like "thanks for having us, looks like you've got your hands full, though!"
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I can barely walk and bounce a ball. So, maybe I'm easily impressed?

Her ball handling skills are impeccable.