If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.
Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.
Reporter takes a dive. Woops.
We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.
This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.
Finally, these guys are true friends.
Live news has brought both disturbing and hilarious images into our homes. But this may be the only time they bested Lucille Ball.
Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.
We totally would have thrown the girl over the railing. But that's just us.
There is something really weird about a chair specifically made for your balls/lady parts. Even more weird: a video about a Genital Chair.
Baba Booey -- the Horse Tooth Jackass from the Howard Stern Show -- attempts to pitch the ball at the Met's game. Naturally, he fails.
Ask the Magic 8-ball whether or not you're going to lose all your money in this crappy economy.
Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.
Wow, soccer fans can actually kick some ass. However, soccer still sux balls.
Apparently she wasn't aware this was an audition for a very serious athletic competition that involves cannon-propelled tennis balls.
There's a scientific reason for launching a tennis ball at a man's groin, that reason is because it's hillarious.
The fact that a couple of balloons can bring soccer to a screeching halt is reason enough why the Super Bowl this weekend is where real "Football" is played.
Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!
If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.
How To Cook A Turkey |
Views: 105343 |
Christian Side Hug |
Views: 3062 |
10 Sexiest Cinematic Bloodsuckers |
Views: 2964 |
10 Deadliest Girl Fights! |
Views: 2850 |
Adorable Internet Starlet's Adorable Fail |
Views: 2499 |
Lady Gaga + Cartman + Walken = Mind Blown |
Views: 2433 |
Pole Dance Makes Wedding Awesome |
Views: 2277 |
112 Sneezes In A Minute |
Views: 2275 |
Grape Lady Falls |
Views: 2267 |
The Chicken Plucker 3000 |
Views: 2098 |