Wouldn't it suck if she was really holding a pair of balls?

Wow, soccer fans can actually kick some ass. However, soccer still sux balls.

Who knew Nascar fans owned golf clubs?

Apparently she wasn't aware this was an audition for a very serious athletic competition that involves cannon-propelled tennis balls.

There's a scientific reason for launching a tennis ball at a man's groin, that reason is because it's hillarious.

The fact that a couple of balloons can bring soccer to a screeching halt is reason enough why the Super Bowl this weekend is where real "Football" is played.

Probably not, it's probably just as worn out as her liver.

Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!

Heavy Metal isn't the only music with big balls.

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

A door that becomes a ping pong table!? By the Gods!

Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.

Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.

This guy takes all the fun out of injecting some steriods, smashing some homers, and imitating your favorite MLB players' home run trot. Dude is unhittable!

This kid takes a skateboard right between the 1 and the 2. The crazy thing is he gets up and runs a wind sprint after. That won't make em feel better son...

This has to be the best invention in the field of ergonomics that we have seen so far. Do they have a his and hers?

Crazy Japanese TV is always there to brighten your day. This guy bounces around like a real life Kirby.

Bruce Willis spent the weekend enjoying the view. Bruce is more than double his new girlfriends age, one thought… saggy balls.

Faith Hill berates a fan during her latest concert after the woman grabbed her husband's balls. Listen closely!