Live news has brought both disturbing and hilarious images into our homes. But this may be the only time they bested Lucille Ball.

Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

We totally would have thrown the girl over the railing. But that's just us.

There is something really weird about a chair specifically made for your balls/lady parts. Even more weird: a video about a Genital Chair.

Literally. It has balls.

Baba Booey -- the Horse Tooth Jackass from the Howard Stern Show -- attempts to pitch the ball at the Met's game. Naturally, he fails.

Lassie has bigger balls than this dog.

Ask the Magic 8-ball whether or not you're going to lose all your money in this crappy economy.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

Wouldn't it suck if she was really holding a pair of balls?

Wow, soccer fans can actually kick some ass. However, soccer still sux balls.

Who knew Nascar fans owned golf clubs?

Apparently she wasn't aware this was an audition for a very serious athletic competition that involves cannon-propelled tennis balls.

There's a scientific reason for launching a tennis ball at a man's groin, that reason is because it's hillarious.

The fact that a couple of balloons can bring soccer to a screeching halt is reason enough why the Super Bowl this weekend is where real "Football" is played.

Probably not, it's probably just as worn out as her liver.

Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!

Heavy Metal isn't the only music with big balls.

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.