Ask the Magic 8-ball whether or not you're going to lose all your money in this crappy economy.

NFL athletes can't stay out of jail. Play our new game and see if you know who's afraid to drop the football in the shower.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

Wouldn't it suck if she was really holding a pair of balls?

If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

Wow, soccer fans can actually kick some ass. However, soccer still sux balls.

If you could drop me off at my car that'd be great.

Who knew Nascar fans owned golf clubs?

Apparently she wasn't aware this was an audition for a very serious athletic competition that involves cannon-propelled tennis balls.

There's a scientific reason for launching a tennis ball at a man's groin, that reason is because it's hillarious.

The fact that a couple of balloons can bring soccer to a screeching halt is reason enough why the Super Bowl this weekend is where real "Football" is played.

Probably not, it's probably just as worn out as her liver.

Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!

Heavy Metal isn't the only music with big balls.

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.

Jewel looks like she has had a boob job, but instead of silicone, the doctor dropped in a large clump of playdoh. Oh well, anything to distract from the teeth.

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

A door that becomes a ping pong table!? By the Gods!

After seeing this octopuses teeth, the entire LG staff dropped their crap insurance and joined the cephalopod dental plan.

Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.