Sure this dude dresses like Beyonce, but he's really a pumpkin so you can totally eat him without going to jail!

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

If you look really close you can see her penis.

We would have done the same think If we weren't holding a cup of coffee. And if we weren't a pussy.

Dude, you are so doing it wrong.

Yes, she's one of our favorites. And yes, we don't know who that dude is standing next to her but we want to punch him in the face and steal Sophia away.

These dudes give Russians a hilarious and painful name.

We show you a picture of a beast of a man or man/woman and you have to guess which it is!

Did K-Fed eat his kids or something? Dude is fat! In his defense though, fat people are considered "healthy" in his hometown of DouchebagVille.

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

Here's a guy who's tries to answer trivia questions while on a rollercoaster. Will he or won't he barf all over himself!?!

Is that Waldo or that dude from Rocky IV?

You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

We always that thought that dude was a creep anyway. He's not friend of Alf's at all!

Here's Larry Wachowski, the director of The Matrix. His name is now Lana and he wears your mom's underwear.

That's some sexy makeup!