Woops, at least we thought that was a dude with Lindsay. It's just Samantha! Sorry, folks!

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

We feel so sorry for this dude who just made out with Star Jones.

Shocking new revelations about the dudes who gave birth to Obama.

Two dudes in Georgia supposedly found Bigfoot. Here he is in a freezer. This doesn't look fake at all.

Just yesterday some fat dude tried to run off with Hilary Duff as she was swimming the ocean. Luckily, he later realized she wasn't a hamburger.

In this video, Amy Winehouse punches a fan during a concert at Glastonbury. Nobody knows whether the dude got AIDS.

This is the only way a "dude" would be willing to "do" Britney now.

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.

Although it's safe to say pretty much every dude with a Sports Illustrated subscription has "loved" Eva at some point.

If you don't know who Paul Banks or Helena Christensen are this is just a mildly amusing pic of a dude touching himself next to a topless model, if you do know who they are it will melt you mind!

Note to dudes, definitely do not put your cellphone near your junk.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

Indie Chicks and Dudes are hot because they know how to dress, know how to sing, and know how to barf into a toilet when they get too drunk.

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

Nothing looks sexier than a woman wearing a bra. A dude, however? YUCK!

Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.

You're not the only computer that comes in a mysterious manila envelope, Macbook Air.

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

"I'm not a dude" is the new "don't tase me bro"?