BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!

Some people carry laptops in their bags, others...

She really looks great and you can barely notice that she actually stitched two seperate bikini bottoms and a brown paper bag together for the bottom.

The punching bags Hulk had installed on his daughters chest show no signs of life.

They can take the booze out of the drunk but they can't take the fun out of the fun bags.

Hilary's fashion sense has afforded a hideous bag and a possible, bloody death by purse accident.

This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.

Sexual thoughts aside… what's with the blue outfit? There isn't much sexy about screwing a zip lock bag.

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

At first it looks like this kid is a big old douche bag, but near the end he knocks the other guy to the floor, with some major speed. Wax on, Wax off my friend.

Blogger Perez Hilton succeeded in making Britney Spears look sexy and fit by comparison when he paraded hit fat ass around in a pink wig, flip flops, and a Cheetos bag. He even out-crotched her.

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

Close a bag of chips without the clip! Amazing!

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

There’s nothing more enjoyable than watching a girl flash her fun bags, and by fun bags I mean boobs.

A surprisingly sober Tara Reid is looking less like a bag o' puke these days. Good for her.

Liver spots? Check. Bags under the eyes? Check. Sagging mouth? Check. Creepy old lady neck? Check. Looks like Goldie Hawn should be CHECKing in at her plastic surgeon!

More from the Paris Exposed files! She's loading up a pipe from her bag o' grass.