Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

Did that really just happen? Who directed this? Clearly someone with Jedi mindpowers.

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

The Internet's favorite all "bear" boy band is back and bringing Christmas out of the closet and into their pants.

Rosario, from Will and Grace is somewhere wetting her pants.

Fergie is now selling handbags that are apparently are made out of Kilts… and is that piss on her pants… again!? Oh no.. It's just sweat.

Wino has a drug problem, she cancels tours, and wears pants 3 sizes too small. Someone needs to buy her some new pants, that’s some nasty muffin top.

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

Zsa Zsa late husband claims he was robbed and forced to undress by three woman, at gunpoint. Oddly enough they didn’t steal his car or his cell phone... Someone's pants are on fire.

I bet the 30 seconds it would have taken to put on his pants might have spared him *some* humiliation. And scrapes.

If that don't make you LOL your pants, then you can just go kill yourself. OOPS!

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!

Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

Seriously, Mom, you're getting lazy. How long before you can't wear those white pants any more?

Watch him dance! Watch him find romance! Feel better about the size of your pants!

Eva Cavalli, sister of designer Roberto Cavalli, was working the runway when she had a fashion disaster! Good thing you were wearing knickers, Eva!

Everything is wrong with this picture. Just take your pants off, Jess!

I'm actually more fascinated by why that girl's pants look like rubber. Weird.

And yeah, she's probably high, too.