Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

You thought Juaquin Pheonix was bad, you got to check some of these out!

This police dog should be put to sleep he's so bad.

It's funny how certain athletes dominate in every aspect of their sport...except good sportsmanship. Check out this collection of death threats, sucker punches, and riots, to see for yourself.

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

Before fame, many actors find work filming commercials. Unfortunately, we found a few of the funniest ones and put them together.

"Excuse me, is that your butt winking at my butt?"

You can't explain this scene because it is unexplainable. And retarded.

Here's unreleased footage of Michal Jackson catching fire during the 1984 Pepsi Commercial shoot. As you can see this footage is BANANAS.

If you're trying to get our attention, Crazy Animal Rights Group We've Never Heard Of, then it worked.

This video is best viewed between the hours of 1AM to 5AM, when you're kinda drunk.

Bear witness to the most amazingly awful acting jobs in the history of awful acting jobs.

Here's a puzzle game where you have to sound out the small words to form a complete phrase or sentence. If you don't speak English, too bad.

You could really get away with a lot during the 80s.

You won't see this Slushee commercial airing in the United States, that's for sure.

On Mother's Day watch some of the worst celebrity parents ever caught on tape. You'll be grateful yours aren't famous.

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

You’re evil, a villain – the bad, horrible ones you see in all those scary movies. So we have to ask: Which movie villain are you?

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

The song "You Are So Beautiful" is so sweet and romantic, until you use it to score your nightmare horror show of a commercial from Planet Hell.