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Alba Has Emo Pokers

Alba Has Emo Pokers

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

 

I'll be there for you…

I'll be there for you…

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

 

Hayden Still Won't Bone You

Hayden Still Won't Bone You

Good news perverts, Hayden P-Something has turned 18 and is now legal. Bad news, she still thinks you’re a fat loser.

 

Norwegian Babe Covers "Survivor"

Norwegian Babe Covers "Survivor"

What's bad about this cover of "Survivor"? Pretty much everything. What's great about the video? The attempt to distract you with her "coconuts".

 

The President's Deadly Motorcade

The President's Deadly Motorcade

Ever wonder why it would be a really bad idea to throw an egg at the President's car? This is why that would be a very bad idea.

 

Courtney Love is a Muppet

Courtney Love is a Muppet

Courtney Love is starting to channel her inner Muppet. She looks like a boozed up, coked out Janice. Too bad her husband is "Gonzo".

 

Bad Plastic Surgery

Bad Plastic Surgery

Michael Jackson the "King of Pop" and the "Czar of Scar". A pedophile and a plastic surgery nightmare, is there anything he can't do?

 

Goldie Hawn

Goldie Hawn

Congrats to Goldie Hawn who hasn’t aged much in the last few years. However, just to be fair, she looked like s**t beforehand. Can’t get much worse than the walking dead.

 

Degrassi Boobs

Degrassi Boobs

Hello and welcome to whose boobs, the only on-line game that contracted a bad case of boob-orreha down in the ravine.

 
 

Man Poops in Planter at the Mall

Man Poops in Planter at the Mall

This possibly-homeless creep decided he had to go *so bad* that he dropped trou and $#@t in a planter. Classy.

 

Slappin' Security Guard

Slappin' Security Guard

Oh whoops, my bad – he's not a security guard, he's a pimp. A pimp in a uniform. That's London-style, for ya.

 

Burial Gone Wrong

Burial Gone Wrong

This Middle Eastern burial is very traditional – until the worst possible thing happens.

 

Horrible Russian Intersection

Horrible Russian Intersection

Two things learned from the video: never drive in Russia, and uh... never ride in a car in Russia. They're worse than L.A. drivers.

 

SNL Digital Short: Dear Sister

SNL Digital Short: Dear Sister

SNL spoofs the OC's horrifyingly bad final episode – and actually makes it worth seeing. Featuring "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap, also heard on the Liquid Generation radio show!

 

Britney's Ass Goes on Vacation

Britney's Ass Goes on Vacation

There's a sinkhole in Mexico, and it's in Britney's ass. Too bad it couldn't suck up any of her cellulite (or crappy weave, for that matter).

 

Lindsay Lohan & Vanessa Minnillo Play with Knives

Lindsay Lohan & Vanessa Minnillo Play with Knives

Lindsay and similarly-out-of-it party buddy Vanessa Minnillo are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

 

Lindsay's Friend Pulls Out Her Boob

Lindsay's Friend Pulls Out Her Boob

Lindsay and her similarly-out-of-it party buddy are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

 

Britney Undercover as Bad Santa

Britney Undercover as Bad Santa

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

 

Paris is STILL Driving!

Paris is STILL Driving!

The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!