There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

"So how is that rocking acting career coming along? Oh yeah, really? Umm yeah, you know what, I will have the Steak, thanks".

This is a bad ass costume. We would even consider this "Super Green"!

Two months late Ron Jeremy has found the one thing more socially degrading than a career in porn and that is a bad parody of Britney's VMA debacle.

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

Congratulations on having the worst Halloween costume!

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

The Wonder Years would have been pretty boring without the bad guy from Home Alone narrating, not Joe Pesci, the other guy.

Some fan made a video for Beck's new single that is literally only watch able on the Internet. Hamsters and bad MS Paint like animation make this video rock.

Is it sad when an ad for condoms, depicting a sexual act, physically arouses you? Not that we have that problem...So what are you doing tonight? Please come back…

If you thought Kid Nation was bad, well NBC has a surprise for you. “Babies On Cinderblocks” is the latest hit to debut on Conan.

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

Good news perverts, Hayden P-Something has turned 18 and is now legal. Bad news, she still thinks you’re a fat loser.

What's bad about this cover of "Survivor"? Pretty much everything. What's great about the video? The attempt to distract you with her "coconuts".

Ever wonder why it would be a really bad idea to throw an egg at the President's car? This is why that would be a very bad idea.

Courtney Love is starting to channel her inner Muppet. She looks like a boozed up, coked out Janice. Too bad her husband is "Gonzo".