There are worse jobs than being the guy who fondles Alessandra Ambrosio to get her bikini just right.

Lindsay's education at rehab didn't end with Drugs=Bad, she also went to the second level course Panties=Respectable(kind of).

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

Pretty sure the announcer says "Peanuts" at the end but after all that your "blank" is in my "blank" talk its hard to tell.

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.

This commercial is a promise that Chuck Norris will be Mike Huckabee's running mate right?

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

This is a bad ass costume. We would even consider this "Super Green"!

Two months late Ron Jeremy has found the one thing more socially degrading than a career in porn and that is a bad parody of Britney's VMA debacle.

Congratulations on having the worst Halloween costume!

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

This is either from an Indian (dots, not feathers) SNL or it really is a commercial and India is far more advanced than other cultures.

We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

The world got a little smaller and stranger this weekend as a World of Warcraft inspired Toyota commercial aired during college football games.

The Wonder Years would have been pretty boring without the bad guy from Home Alone narrating, not Joe Pesci, the other guy.

This commercial is an exact copy of how a 16-year-old boy's mind works; EVERYTHING implies sex.

Some fan made a video for Beck's new single that is literally only watch able on the Internet. Hamsters and bad MS Paint like animation make this video rock.