This week your family celebrates a holiday, Elton John gets married, New Yorkers walk to work, and the inventor of the internets starts a blog.

If this year is known for anything, it’s the caliber of breasts that strutted before our eyes.

See what happens when a midget alligator chases the faces of silly Japanese women.

People make bad decisions. Even Mike Ditka.

This is what it looks like when you try to pull a condom off your head.

Vanilla Ices or Eminems? You decide!

Rummy really knows how to make those reporters pay attention to him. Gayness!

Another case of white people trying to rap. Very sad.

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.

Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?

These boobs are tied in a ribbon, ready to be given to a friend or loved one. And holy crap. This is our 200th episode!

This guy had a chance to talk to his wrestling heroes and he ends up crying like a little baby.

This one time we mistook a wreath for some weed and we didn’t get high. Say no to drugs.

Are baseball players all juiced up on steroids? They and their small testicles are denying it, but we’ve got photographs.

Alcoholics love to talk. See if you can guess the movie where these drunken quotes came from.

This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.

He's like the gay Napoleon Dynamite.

No wonder why the Americans are losing in Iraq.

Some like the wing, others like the breast. You like the dong.

Can you tell the difference between real celebs and their impersonators? We can because we’re awesome.