She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

Too much of a good thing.

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

If you don't laugh, the terrorists have already won.

You can tell a true auteur filmed this by the choice of looking at the baby through bars to symbolize his future behind them.

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

It's depressing that predictions of flying cars have not come true but, it's probably a good thing we aren't wearing electric headlights.

The earlier models used helium causing it to fly away, now it's just useless.

Do you want to wait months for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby? Don’t worry, you can see all the action right here. Vaginal birth is cool!

From the hit album "Ret It Be".

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives dating advice.

In 2023 we'll hopefully be celebrating the 25th anniversy of "...Baby One More Time" by performing in flying saucers on Mars.

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

There's not much else to do in captivity really.