We know what you're thinking but this is NOT just another cute baby video. Watch this dad get beat at his own game by a barely verbal tot as he attempts to interrogate her, Law and Order style. Pretty dang funny subtitles included.

Seen here in his public debut, baby panda Xiao Liwu parades around before the paparazzi (pretending not to notice their presence), falls over, stumbles around in a dirty fur coat, and tries to ride on the back of the bigger badder panda that came before him. He should fit right in in Hollywood.

Five minutes of footage, enough to get lost in the cuteness... and innocence...and purity! It's like a mini vacation for your damned and tortured souls!

Man we knew they were into some weird things in the 1960s but didn't know the extent to which they subjected innocent little kids to it too! "Voodoo witch doctor" ? " Amount of Humanity"? Or the best one, "soouul knob"?!!! We thought we were just talking about little baby dolls here. And for Christ's sake, who the hell is sobbing at the end???

Let this be a lesson to everyone who thinks it's cute to dangle their precious joint in the face of the next dog/ baby/ cat/ or what-have-you. We bet his stoner buddies were not too pleased...

You know what, that's how we feel when we let one rip in public too! But since we're adults, we have to act all composed. Save the tears for your pillow!

This needs no explanation. But, we will say, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face....

Alright, well this one's kinda mean, and kinda funny... until the poor lil baby gets it. It's at once slightly genius and and pretty damn immature. You be the judge...

Why these people have a pet lamb we don't know. And wouldn't you think the owner would have put an end to this at some point? Clearly, it was heading for disaster.... Lastly, the name Bambi, we thought it was reserved for baby deer and strippers. Learn something new everyday!

Sounds just like a kitten.

During a 9.0 earthquake.

This kid deserves an Oscar.

Two things that go together.

The grudge match we've all been waiting for.

Learns how to jump.

This kid knows what he wants.

Spider Baby, Spider Baby, does whatever a spider can.