You should have seen it when he asked a guy who couldn't taste to lick his abs. Now that was super awkward.

Throughout life awkward things are bound to happen to you. These are some of the awkward things that will happen if you have absolutely zero luck.

Democratic VP Candidate Joe Biden tells a war vet to stand up for some applause. However, the war vet's a paraplegic. Awkkkkwarrrd.

First rule of live broadcasting, say what you're thinking unless what you're thinking is racist.

David Letterman sat down with Paris Hilton and asked her about the only thing he finds interesting in her career, jail time. The results are awkward and priceless.

This new poster from the ACLU advocates equality for all people and all relationships. Crazy liberals and their manatee fantasies!

"Hmm this is not the kind of mother-daughter bonding I was thinking of."

Picture yourself an awkward loner whose only talent is making balloon animals. Best thing to do: make amazingly intricate bikini out of balloons.

Kathleen Turner went from a feminine mannish woman to a manly drag queen. This is just plain awkward. Does anybody remember the "Serial Mom" days?

Hey Paula! You're not in the Bratz movie any more! What are you going to do about it, throw a tantrum? Pray to God? Oh. Awkward.

Never heard of this boy band before, but there's so much awkward sexuality going on here I don't know where to start. Maybe "interracial gay pedophilia" is a good place.

Everything is wrong with this picture. Just take your pants off, Jess!

Don't miss the awkward tension between these two… Simon tells Ryan to come out, and Ryan laughs it off!

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Clint Eastwood's wife "grabbed" his crotch during Martin Scorcese's acceptance speech. Awkward!!

Mister Rogers gets a visit from his old buddy, the cop. They soak their feet and the cop sings a song about love. AWWKWAAAAAARD.

The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?

Watch Connie Chung say good by to her television show in a completely awkward way. However, she is looking pretty hot.

Deciding which city you’d rather bang is a little awkward, don’t you think? But it’s an intellectual exercise worth taking.

We've always wanted to carve an ass (awkward).