Avril Lavigne Wants to Suck...
...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!
Katy Perry Fakes It At Denny's
Avril Lavigne would like to let you know it's not wise to make such jokes, as they'll become a reality before you know it young lady.
Avril's Sk8r Bikini
It doesn't have to be so complicated if you promise to keep your mouth shut and and a bikini on.
Avril is a Thief
Pop-schlock fake-punk Canadian Avril Lavigne is a hack, of course. Here's the proof! She totally ripped off Peaches.
Accept This Crazy Lesbian Girl
She's a little bit Avril Lavigne, a little bit Tatu, and 100 percent Lesbian.
Avril Lavigne Flashes Camera
Nothing says "punk rock" like flashing your angry black bra at the camera. Grrrrrrrr!
Old Avril Lavigne
All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma
Suck My News Weekly Special Report: Avril Lavigne
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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