Avril Lavigne Wants to Suck...

Avril Lavigne Wants to Suck...

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

 

Katy Perry Fakes It At Denny's

Katy Perry Fakes It At Denny's

Avril Lavigne would like to let you know it's not wise to make such jokes, as they'll become a reality before you know it young lady.

 
 

Avril's Sk8r Bikini

Avril's Sk8r Bikini

It doesn't have to be so complicated if you promise to keep your mouth shut and and a bikini on.

 

Avril is a Thief

Avril is a Thief

Pop-schlock fake-punk Canadian Avril Lavigne is a hack, of course. Here's the proof! She totally ripped off Peaches.

 

Accept This Crazy Lesbian Girl

Accept This Crazy Lesbian Girl

She's a little bit Avril Lavigne, a little bit Tatu, and 100 percent Lesbian.

 

Avril Lavigne Flashes Camera

Avril Lavigne Flashes Camera

Nothing says "punk rock" like flashing your angry black bra at the camera. Grrrrrrrr!

 

Old Avril Lavigne

Old Avril Lavigne

All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma

 

Suck My News Weekly Special Report: Avril Lavigne

Suck My News Weekly Special Report: Avril Lavigne

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

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