One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

This drink will give you the power of The Incredible Hulk... in bed.

She's Brian Austin Green's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't respect her sexiest! Philip Norris has more...

Some goats just have magical powers that make them really hilarious.

Coming this summer prepare for The Pope to hand you your ass!

Sylar and Peter Petrelli can't compete with the power of Claire Bennett's two growing "superheroes".

You know those stunts you saw in the movie? They were done with wires and computers, not with super powers from a spider bite.

She falls flat on her face because she is realizing how much it will cost to power the anamatronic unicorn Ty plans to install in their living room.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

Hovercat is able to hover at incredible speeds, powered only by tuna flavored snack cakes and blades of grass. TO THE FUTURE!

Luckily they chant "K" more than three times or else this video would be racist, instead it is just amazing. Go K State!

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

John Travolta is blessed by the power of Xenu. His magical thetans can transform him from "G.I Jane" to "Movie Flop" instantly.

Acute are a trio from Los Angeles who play pop music that is equally melodic and hooky. One song will have roaring power pop guitars and the next will lull you into submission with lush string arrangements and harpsichord solos! Check out their debut LP, “Arms Around a Stranger,” out now on Help Records.

Push me, and just touch me, so I can get my Satisfaction. With power tools.

Natalie Portman's sheer dress can't protect her nips from the power of the force... of flashbulbs!

iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.