Katy Perry Has Our Attention

Katy Perry Has Our Attention

It's really not too difficult for her to completely distract us.

 

Taylor Momsen Shows Panties

Taylor Momsen Shows Panties

This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

 

Crazy Animal Rights Commercial

Crazy Animal Rights Commercial

If you're trying to get our attention, Crazy Animal Rights Group We've Never Heard Of, then it worked.

 

Kourtney Kardashian Has Side Boobs

Kourtney Kardashian Has Side Boobs

We don't pay attention to Kourtney Kardashian that much. But that's all changed with these pictures.

 

Classic Sitcom Themes: Fill In the Blank

Classic Sitcom Themes: Fill In the Blank

You've heard them all a million times, but let's test to see how well you were paying attention to the lyrics!

 

Jim McCarrey

Jim McCarrey

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

 

Jennifer Connelly Loves Fractals

Jennifer Connelly Loves Fractals

Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.

 

Desperate for attention much?

Desperate for attention much?

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

 

Goalie Trip

Goalie Trip

Special attention should be paid to how quick the PA plays "I Believe I Can Fly", it's like he was waiting all season for this to happen.

 

Rumor Willis has Cleavage

Rumor Willis has Cleavage

Rumors cleavage has taken to her annoying habit of assuming she deserves attention just because her parents are famous.

 

Report For Duty

Report For Duty

Attention, Soldier! It's time for you to Report for Duty! Get in your jeep, pick up your men, and move out!

 

Marie Osmond Faints Live on TV

Marie Osmond Faints Live on TV

Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?

 

Jumper Trailer

Jumper Trailer

In theaters 2-18-08. Based on the Steven Gould novel, "Jumper" follows a young man from a broken home who discovers that he has the ability to teleport. In his quest for the man he believes is responsible for the death of his mother, the kid draws the attention of the National Security Agency and another youth with the same abilities.

 

Gisele is Wet

Gisele is Wet

Gisele is selling shoes or some shiz and this new ad is meant to catch your attention. One question, water is transparent, why can't we see the gooch?

 

Baby Hates Daddy

Baby Hates Daddy

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

 

Child Beater

Child Beater

Attention abusive dads! Child abuse is not funny unless you are a ninja.

 

NSFW: OrgasAlarm

NSFW: OrgasAlarm

Tired of irritating car alarms that no one pays attention to? The OrgasAlarm insures that you CAN'T ignore it!

 

Portia Di Rossi is Anorexic Again

Portia Di Rossi is Anorexic Again

The STAR is claiming Ellen's gal pal Portia is back on the eating disorder wagon, as she started to get suspiciously skinner again!

 

Jordan Pregnant at the Beach

Jordan Pregnant at the Beach

Jordan was spotted recently in large bikini top and not-so-large bump. Her belly's going to have to really work it if it wants attention away from her boobs!

 

Havidol – When More Is Not Enough

Havidol – When More Is Not Enough

Havidol is the first and only treatment for Dysporic Social Attention Consunmption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD). Ask your doctor!

 

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