See the aftermath from Britney's paparazzi punch-out!! (er, ah… umbrella-out?)

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

Watch in amazement as this Flash stick figure attacks the user's cursor! Pwned!

Thanks to NetDisaster.com, you can spill coffee – or vomit, or have a UFO attack, or an act of God™ occur on any webpage you like!

It's escaping through the bottom! We just can't contain it! YAAARRGH!

Classic SNL skit where "Tom Brokaw" tapes possible outcomes if Gerald Ford were to die. I personally like the wild dogs attack.

The war between Donald Trump and Rosie "Chubs" O'Donnell is heating up. Watch Trump's response to Rosie's childish attack. An LG NEWS exclusive!

Animal-on-animal violence just got a lot more ADORABLE!

Watch a bunch of humans reinact the Space Invader's video game. And then watch them be attacked by a bunch of school bullies wanting to give them wedgies. Dorks.

We never knew that Holy Water could be used as a weapon, and that priests really know how to lay the smack down.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Help the Fat Kid dance like he's gonna have a heart attack.