Aaron and Nick Carter fight like little b**ches, and we laugh at their pain. ...And their fake urban accents.

Your favorite tattooed LG staffer is back with a new edition of Ghetto Stiletto! This time Elmo goes behind the scenes at a Roller Derby bout where you can expect to see girls kicking the crap out of other girls, and lots and lots of hot, hipster ass.

Jonny Lives invaded our studio and all we got was this stupid performance. Actually, it was the opposite of stupid. It was awesome. See them play "Outside."

We hope they at least EAT the slug after they abuse him.

We'd call and laugh at him.

Congratulations! You've just landed a job as the assistant to a Big Time Hollywood Producer! What better way to spend your first day on the job than to sit at your desk and slack off at work!

Every year LiquidGeneration celebrates summer by putting together a collection of beautiful, bouncing boobs. This year’s Boob Patrol features the fun bags we discovered at Lollapolooza. Till next year!

Watch as this Tampa politian completely loses his mind and throws a chair at his opponent. Nice!

Want to see all the cool bands you missed at Lollapalooza? Check out live video footage of the event right here. You’ll find this kind of raw footage nowhere else. Enjoy.

Not exactly Zidane-like, but these soccer chicks play rough! And they throw bottles at each other!

Ah yes, we knew there was at least ONE person who watched The Matrix.

What happens when a guy's friends put hundreds of balloons in the dude's office. He throws a McEnroe.

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.

Watch a Fox Reporter get shot at by Israilis soldiers! Goodtimes in the Middle East! When is your next family vacation there?

Damn, the 1960s are awesome! They were all about the high boots! (At least this guy was)

Here’s the third installment of our hit game where you have to decide whether you’re looking at a porn star or pop star. It’s a really difficult game, but only because you can get really horny playing it.

The Japanese are great at so many useless, kooky, awesome things (including porn). But this is not really that cool.

The Japanese are great at so many useless, kooky, awesome things (including porn). But this is not really that cool.

Those Catholics can be so sexy at times. Is the Church getting more liberal every day?

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!