Those Catholics can be so sexy at times. Is the Church getting more liberal every day?

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.

These boobs didn’t finish college, so they got jobs at the boob factory.

You did the Numa Numa dance; you converted to Pastafarianism and asked a hottie at the bar for their MySpace URL. But you’ve still always wondered…Which Internet Celebrity are you?

Look at boobs or do your taxes? Can’t decide? Do both!

Watch Nixon and Monkey party till they puke at probably one of the coolest music festivals in the whole world, South by Southwest (SXSW). Drunktastic!

This week Michael Douglas lashes out at Bradgenlina, Jessica Simpson is almost preggers, Kanye West is the next Oliver Stone and more!

Find out if you're at risk of high stress with this online assessment designed by the Pan-American Institute of the Nervous.

This edition is inspired by those freaks who hang out at Venice Beach. We pitty those talented fools.

This year New Year’s Eve sucks, the donut man dies, New Orleans comes back to life, and your mom looks at porn.

Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!

Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?

Ah! So cute! Look at it's cute, furry gonads!

Those crazy asians are at it again, this time with a rendition of a Backstreet Boys song.

Watch this girl lip-sync and feel her boobs. We at LiquidGeneration believe that socks look more realistic than silicon breast implants.

Nothing says "punk rock" like flashing your angry black bra at the camera. Grrrrrrrr!

Watch a hilarious drunk lady yell at a cop. We hate it when mom acts this way.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.