Kardashian's ASSets

Kardashian's ASSets

Kim Kardashian has an amazing fat ass. I just had to post this photo.

 

Suck My News: America is #1

Suck My News: America is #1

Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.

 

Paris' Bikini Granny-Ass

Paris' Bikini Granny-Ass

Paris wore a diaper over her prison pancake butt in Hawaii. Gross!!

 

Kim Kardashian's Butt Strikes Again

Kim Kardashian's Butt Strikes Again

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!

 

RoboBeyonce

RoboBeyonce

RoboBeyonce was unveiled at the BET awards by Roc-A-Fella Records, to replace the songstress once her ass gets hitched to Jay-Z.

 

Britney's Ass Climbs in the Back Seat

Britney's Ass Climbs in the Back Seat

The paparazzi were surrounding Britney's car when she made the mistake of climbing into the back seat and flashing her panties. Their reactions are priceless.

 

Fergie's Bubble Butt (Sheer Dress!)

Fergie's Bubble Butt (Sheer Dress!)

Fergie keeps her ass in shape by shooting meth into it every morning.

 

Britney's Thong on Vacation in Mexico

Britney's Thong on Vacation in Mexico

Recently the bloated princess of pop vacationed from her busy 15-minute lip-sync concert tour and headed off to Mexico. Apparently she thought "South of the Border" meant it was okay to show off her cheesy gordita ass in a thong.

 

Britney's Ass Goes on Vacation

Britney's Ass Goes on Vacation

There's a sinkhole in Mexico, and it's in Britney's ass. Too bad it couldn't suck up any of her cellulite (or crappy weave, for that matter).

 

Paris's Mugshots

Paris's Mugshots

Perhaps representing the height of celebrity mugshots, Paris proves she's always herself by posing her ass off for the cops. Nice.

 

Paulina Rubio Ass Video

Paulina Rubio Ass Video

At an awards show, Paulina Rubio decided to flash her thong-clad booty to the crowd, for some reason. Uhhhhh, make that for a VERY GOOD reason.

 

Lindsay Laughs in Drunk Driving PSA

Lindsay Laughs in Drunk Driving PSA

Seriously, was kind of drunk jerk laughs when they're telling young people not to drink and drive? And who exactly was making this crappy-ass low-budget commercial??

 

Modest Mouse Video: Stop-Motion Flyers

Modest Mouse Video: Stop-Motion Flyers

Max Tyrie made a Modest Mouse video with 4,133 Kinko's copies and stop-motion photography. The result kicks After-Effects ass.

 

Eva Longoria Has Mole-Ass

Eva Longoria Has Mole-Ass

A recent stint at a celebrity volleyball game revealed the Desperate Housewife's chalupa. And there's a mole on it.

 

Jessica Alba's Beach Bum

Jessica Alba's Beach Bum

Jessica Alba has a great ass... and really knows how to wear a bikini!

 

Cell Phone Causes Accident

Cell Phone Causes Accident

Because what you say and where you say it... sometimes people jump to the wrong conclusion, and you get your ass kicked.

 

He's Gonna Kick MY Ass!

He's Gonna Kick MY Ass!

Kids are SOOO adorable when they talk about monsters, and say words they shouldn't.

 

P-Fatty

P-Fatty

Did P-Diddy get massive? Or do those pants just make his ass look big?

 

Holy Ass

Holy Ass

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

 

Show Her You Care

Show Her You Care

She'll know you love her when you tell her with ass-hair.

 

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