Saggy Ass Solution

Saggy Ass Solution

Jennifer Love Hewitt has back ordered 1000 of these. Get to it, STAT!

 

Americans Are Thin

Americans Are Thin

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

 

2girls4Octopussys

2girls4Octopussys

With all the nasty ass crap that lesbians are doing with each other these days, it's a surprise heterosexual men have not been phased out.

 

Darth Vader can't drive

Darth Vader can't drive

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

 

Santa's slippin' on the tree front

Santa's slippin' on the tree front

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

 

Useless Child

Useless Child

Good god, we have gotten so fat that our children are being born fat asses now. ABORT ABORT!

 

Cottage Cheese and Death

Cottage Cheese and Death

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

 

Cat love x 2

Cat love x 2

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

 

Still Too Fat

Still Too Fat

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

 

Heidi Crack

Heidi Crack

Keep it classy Heidi. Yes that’s a camera and yes, that’s your ass.

 

Is that my ass!?

Is that my ass!?

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.

 

Wanna Bone II

Wanna Bone II

Wow, we don't want to be mean or anything, but this fat ass really needs to lose some weight.

 

China Faces New Disease

China Faces New Disease

After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."

 

Kick Your Lawn's Ass!

Kick Your Lawn's Ass!

This new F1 lawnmower is built for speed, comfort and the expedient removal of your limbs.

 

Don't F with Nature

Don't F with Nature

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!

 

Multipass!

Multipass!

This is a bad ass costume. We would even consider this "Super Green"!

 

300 Spartan Apples

300 Spartan Apples

Because you always wanted to see your apples kick mayo's smug ass.

 

Cheerleader Learns Her Lesson

Cheerleader Learns Her Lesson

This is the best hit on someone not playing football since Terry Tate was running around offices opening a can of whoop ass.

 

Yeah… I am not hungry anymore

Yeah… I am not hungry anymore

This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.

 

Pedophiles are the Sex!

Pedophiles are the Sex!

This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!

 

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