Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

Take it from us, some things are better off left animated.

She sure has a type.

Thats no POW, that is a POA (piece of ass). Jessica Simpson visited the troops to raise........um, moral?

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson welcome you to the club, unknown foreign band.

Homer Simpson takes a photo everyday for 39 years, thus usurping Noah by a solid 33 years.

Jessica Simpson looks like a dumb Muppet from Fraggle Rock. All she is missing is a dunce cap and a catchy song about dyslexia.

Jessica Simpson's boobs are always poking around. At this point its like looking at your dads old porn. Yeah its ok when times are tough, but really… yawn.

I love the Simpsons Avatar creator, and when I noticed the Dolly Parton hairdo I thought immediately of my favorite train wreck – Amy Winehouse!

A dozen 7/11 stores have been transformed into Kwik-E marts as a promotional campaign for the Simpson's Movie.

Homer Simpson battles Family Guy's Peter Griffin in a video game! Techy shtuff: This is a recording of MUGEN, a 2D fighting game engine for the PC.

In another installment of LG’s acclaimed Celebrity Karaoke series, John Mayer sings a little ode to Jessica Simpson’s fabulous breasts.

DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.

Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

Leave it to Jessica Simpson to make cleavage look sultry yet painful at the same time. I can't take my eyes off her boobs, which is good, 'cause I'm deathly afraid of her orange freak-face.

Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.

Everything is wrong with this picture. Just take your pants off, Jess!