She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.

Jessica is as happy about her boobs as you are.

To say Pete's sister does not look like Ashlee would be like saying Pete Wentz is not a douchebag.

Obviously this is a thinly veiled blow job joke, the question is does Jessica realize that?

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

Finally she remembered she's Jessica's sister and that boobs are the family's trademark.

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

Take it from us, some things are better off left animated.

She sure has a type.

Thats no POW, that is a POA (piece of ass). Jessica Simpson visited the troops to raise........um, moral?

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson welcome you to the club, unknown foreign band.

Homer Simpson takes a photo everyday for 39 years, thus usurping Noah by a solid 33 years.

Jessica Simpson looks like a dumb Muppet from Fraggle Rock. All she is missing is a dunce cap and a catchy song about dyslexia.

Jessica Simpson's boobs are always poking around. At this point its like looking at your dads old porn. Yeah its ok when times are tough, but really… yawn.

I love the Simpsons Avatar creator, and when I noticed the Dolly Parton hairdo I thought immediately of my favorite train wreck – Amy Winehouse!

A dozen 7/11 stores have been transformed into Kwik-E marts as a promotional campaign for the Simpson's Movie.

Homer Simpson battles Family Guy's Peter Griffin in a video game! Techy shtuff: This is a recording of MUGEN, a 2D fighting game engine for the PC.