In another installment of LG’s acclaimed Celebrity Karaoke series, John Mayer sings a little ode to Jessica Simpson’s fabulous breasts.

DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.

Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

Leave it to Jessica Simpson to make cleavage look sultry yet painful at the same time. I can't take my eyes off her boobs, which is good, 'cause I'm deathly afraid of her orange freak-face.

Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.

Everything is wrong with this picture. Just take your pants off, Jess!

Jessica was looking pretty foxy at the 2007 Grammys yesterday, even despite her weird brunette hair.

Jessica recently changed her hair to a dark brunette, and started acting like the dye was melting her brain!

Jessica's side boobs are always worth a little uproar.

It's called boob tape, Jessica. Look into it.

Jess just loves her too-tight outfits. We ain't your gynecologist, Jessica!

You can't lip-sync a nipple-slip, Ashlee!

This "legal" weed is endorsed by Homer Simpson! D'oh!

Some perv at a Jessica Simpson concert decided to just film her mooseknuckle. Now we reap the benefits.

Check out Jessica Simpson's new music video "Public Affair." It's filled with celebrities and boobs.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Nick is practically suicidal over Jessica Simpson – he’s gonna slit his wrists, then write a horrible song about it. Can you save him?

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

This week Michael Douglas lashes out at Bradgenlina, Jessica Simpson is almost preggers, Kanye West is the next Oliver Stone and more!