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In The Chinese Army

By: LG Staff
December 22 2011, 11:34 AM

Things aren't going so well.

 

 
 
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Realistic Army Recuitment Ad

By: LG Staff
April 11 2011, 7:41 AM

Thanks to 'Call of Duty.'

 

 

Cat Attacked

Cat Attacked

By a vicious army of puppies!!!

 
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Cat Attacked

By: LG Staff
January 07 2011, 10:12 AM

By a vicious army of puppies!!!

 

 

 

Like all people who don't consult the Bible to solve practical problems, I'm at war with Christmas. I wish people "Happy Holidays" , promote the idea of Santa Claus in order to deflect attention away from the role of the Christ-child, and accentuate the pagan elements of the celebration in favor of the Christian ones, which are in extreme danger with our country maintaining a paltry incidence of Christians at a mere 76%. And why wouldn't I? I stand to gain so much from the effort, I really can't afford not to. But we need a shot in the arm. So I'm mining the great war-mongers of the past for material. What do say, Genghis? How would you attack Christmas?

Genghis Khan: Well, first I'd find a few stores that feature religiously neutral decorations, like holly, wreaths, and maybe even some Kwanzaa stuff, because they'd clearly be part of the war effort. I'd absorb them into my army and ride to a store that has the nerve to wish people "Merry Christmas" when they check out. While riding we'd drag yule logs behind our horses to kick up extra dust and give the appearance of greater numbers. When I arrived at the store, let's say it's a Wal-Mart in Texas, I'd explain to the manager that he can either surrender, or everyone in the store can be killed. Then I'd camp out that night, instructing my soldiers to each light 3 Christmas trees apiece instead of just one, again to give the impression of greater numbers. We'd probably light a few Menorahs as well, just to show how at war with Christmas we really are. Naturally, there would be no praying.

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Army on Bathroom Patrol

Army on Bathroom Patrol

I would love to have access to these people. I'd never have to share a public restroom again.

 
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Army on Bathroom Patrol

By: LG Staff
July 26 2010, 11:17 AM

I would love to have access to these people. I'd never have to share a public restroom again.

 

 

Army: Helicopter Training

Army: Helicopter Training

Get in your helicopter and bomb all the targets!

 

Army: Marksmanship

Army: Marksmanship

Take aim and see how many targets you can hit in a given time.

 

Army: Escape and Evade

Army: Escape and Evade

Try to get to the finish line without being spotted by the spot lights.

 

Army: Tank Race

Army: Tank Race

Choose your tank and get ready to race!

 

Hellboy II Trailer

Hellboy II Trailer

From the visionary director of Pan's Labyrinth comes Hellboy II The Golden Army. Own It Now on 3-Disc DVD & Blu-rayTM Hi-Def.

 

One-Up

One-Up

Bragging to your friends is serious business. Here's the 3rd episode of our new Machinima series. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

 

Army Nicknames

Army Nicknames

Everybody loves a good nickname. Check out the 2nd episode of our new Machinima series. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

 

Dinkle: The Movie Quote Guy

Dinkle: The Movie Quote Guy

There's always one friend who thinks he knows the most about movies. Here's Dinkle: The Movie Quote Guy. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

 

Let's build a deck!

Let's build a deck!

War times calls for national unity. The army is now recruiting butch lesbians to rebuilt war town areas of Baghdad.

 

Rabbit vs. Hawk

Rabbit vs. Hawk

Land vs. Air, Army vs. Air Force, it is truly an epic battle.

 

Hot Fat Lady Dances

Hot Fat Lady Dances

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.