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This week Britney Spears might be pregnant, President Bush is unpopular with the polls, Scott Stap is a douche bag, and more signs of the Apocalypse.

If The Sopranos has taught us anything, it’s that nothing is sexier than a rotund, serial killing mobster. That type of guy gets the chicks every time.

We totally get The Sopranos and Brian Boitano mixed up, like, all the time!

This week Philip Norris and LiquidGeneration announce that they are calling a truce with Hollywood. Who do we want to make nice with? Who do we want to continue to bash? Tune in!

These boobs are so indie rock they'll make you want to slit your wrists.

If this Music Trivia game will teach you anything, it's that you know nothing about music -- unless you're as smart as us, which we know you're not because we did it with your music teacher and she told us so. Snap!

We've always thought Guidos were the secret illegitimate hair-gel-drinking twin siblings of Emo kids. What do you think?

See what happens when a CLOTHED man runs out onto the field of a naked soccer ball game. Soccer players really ARE gay.

We totally hate when we mistakenly drink urine instead of soup. They look so similar! Can you tell the difference?

This week Philip Norris unloads on the real reason LiquidGeneration is moving to Los Angeles: to bask in the God-like radiance that is Gary Booth’s Toothy Smile.

Today we make fun of boobs that are grossly gross.

Some fat people were never meant to fly...or swim.

It's Easter. Do you know where your bunny is?

Dick Cheney, Aerosmith, Gun-Loving Freaks. You gotta love America.

The Moment Britney Spears Didn’t Want You To See!

Once again, it's time for you to be a total douche bag and prank your friend with an LG Sabotage. This one will make them think their identity is stolen. Identity theft is hilarious!

Deciding which city you’d rather bang is a little awkward, don’t you think? But it’s an intellectual exercise worth taking.

A video mashup of Tom Cruise being smacked down by Oprah. Oh how we love us some mashups!

Choose your Oscar picks and post them in your MySpace profile, Livejournal or blog. It's so cool you'll wet your pants.