If you need some help picking out your New Year’s Resolutions this year, the Angry Leprechaun is here to help you. Or not help you.

Chad Vader has a hard time gaining his employees respect. It's like that show "10 Items or Less" but funny.

Believe it or not, this costume is entirely homemade.

Isn't she the cutest? I'd like to take a shower with her!!!

The Village Green are a rock band originally from Portland, OR. If you like the Rock the way it used to be then they are right up your alley. Check out this guitar and piano version of the track “Life On The Run.”

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

Ludacris is "Young Douglas""" a hype-man putting out his first album. Rap-tastic!

Watch out! Death is right behind you!!

Kelly Clarkson chugging Jack Daniels with a metal band. Oh Kelly"" you're soooo hardcore!!

The Titanic death scene, as an I.M. conversation.

The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?

With pop stars flashing their va-jay-jays everywhere it’s getting harder and harder to figure out who’s a pop star and who’s a porn star. See if you can do it in the latest version of our popular game!

Favourite Sons stopped by our crunky studio and played a few ditties, on of them being "Hang On Girl." We sing it in the shower now.

Is Fabiola wearing lingerie, or is IT wearing HER? Ha!

Does this spread reveal her sense of humor? Or just her sense of whore?

Clean up around the house, gentlemen, or your lady could end up dead.

Fruity Pebbles -- the cereal that turns the milk BLOOD RED!

Babysitting's never easier when the baby is drunk. …Or the size of a full-grown man.

Oh, this is the most challenging Pict-O-Band yet. Can you take the challenge? Or are you just a wimpy band geek?

I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.