If I could describe the 2009 Golden Globes in one word, that word would be "Boobs!"

Let’s honor the memory of Boris Yeltisn with some post cold war Russian bazongas!

Apparently guys choose girls with big boobs. Who knew?

Sometimes boobs can be better than a hammer at crushing watermelons. Wish I had a pair myself.

Start the New Year with a bang – with boobs you’d like to bang.

What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

In honor of Hanukkah, this week we celebrate boobs that are shaped like dreidels.

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

It’s time to fight fire with fire – boob fire!

Salma Hayek shows you why you love her.

Oh look! That crazy lady has a side coming out of her boobs!

These boobs contain a fortune cookie.

She's definitely less annoying when you can see half her boobs.

These boobs support Democratic candidate Barak Obama.

We totally wear her outfit when we're cleaning out the gutters, too.

Oktober Fest marks one of the greatest months for breast lovers around the world.

If these woman breastfed, their babies would have a BAC content of AWESOME!

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.