Adrian was not only the coolest red head on the block, but he was a bona fide sith lord. With his trusty lightsaber in hand, he was guaranteed to fend off any unwanted vaginal advances.

This is the height of efficiency. There is nothing, short of giving birth, that could better demonstrate a complete control of time management.

What happens when a Japanese couple gives birth to a new baby? A stereotype is born.

Ladies and gentleman, we give you the Grand Master Virgin of Tetris.

This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.

Rihanna needs to spend less time under her umbrella and more time at the Dermatologist. You are rich, you have no excuses!

To sell Halo3 in the states just give us violence. Korea went with Master Chief punching a dinosaur and dancing on the subway. Way to go Korea!

This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.

The election season is heating up. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate who will give you the most sexy time.

Beth Ditto, the rock and glam queen flashed the crowd a bit of her pink frosted cinnabon. 250 people instantly developed diabetes and gave up sugar.

Further proof that midgets have more talent than merely dressing up as munchkins and dancing around for that damned Judy Garland.

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

Sienna Miller doesn't like America, and her itty bitty titties share those thoughts. Looking back, we couldn't find any pictures of her, in which she wasn't topless.

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

Bush may hate black people, but Kanye West hates any accessory that doesn’t make him look like more of a poser.

Rosie O'Donnell has given up her angry tirades and buddied up with SeaWorld to replace Shamu.

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!

TPC were so good we just had to give youa bonus track this week. Here they are with an acoustic version of ‘Shoulders and Arms.’

Madonna spent the day at the beach frolicking in the waves and giving the paparazzi a free show. Nothing better than aged leather.

A former Walmart employee bought these Chinese-made flip flops and later got a chemical burn from the plastic strap. Now Walmart's giving her a horrible time about it! WTF!