You Have The Right...

You Have The Right...

Send this to your friends when they're stoned. Trust us.

 

Chinese Scooter Police

Chinese Scooter Police

The Chinese Anti-Terror Squad is as nerdy as the Google Campus.

 

Charles Barkley is a Dumbass

Charles Barkley is a Dumbass

Never put your trust in the hands of a teleprompter, machines are evil.

 

Tori Spelling Preggers Bikini Nightmare

Tori Spelling Preggers Bikini Nightmare

Dear Dean McDermott, while most think you're insane for doing this, knowing that your first child has a 10 million dollar trust fund, this was probably a good investment.

 

Soulless robots cry too

Soulless robots cry too

The Catholic League doesn't want you to see this cartoon. It doesn't contain enough anti-Semitic remarks.

 

SaD: Anti Doucherbaggery League

SaD: Anti Doucherbaggery League

If you're not laughing, the jokes about you. Or it's just not funny.

 

How to Learn a Child!

How to Learn a Child!

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."

 

Anti-Sex LightSaber

Anti-Sex LightSaber

Adrian was not only the coolest red head on the block, but he was a bona fide sith lord. With his trusty lightsaber in hand, he was guaranteed to fend off any unwanted vaginal advances.

 

Rosie-Britney Hybrid Terrorizes TV

Rosie-Britney Hybrid Terrorizes TV

A genetically engineered Britney-Rosie Hybrid terrorized the Airwaves spewing hours of militant lesbian, anti-clothes wearing antics.

 

Anti-Piracy Ad

Anti-Piracy Ad

Great commercial from the UK's "The IT Crowd". Don't steal movies unless you're prepared to pay the price.

 

Tommy Lee Gets Naked for PETA

Tommy Lee Gets Naked for PETA

Tommy Lee got naked to promote PETA's anti-fur movement. That's fine with me!!

 

Every Cigarette Does You Damage

Every Cigarette Does You Damage

This anti-smoking ad will really make you reconsider your next cigarette. Or 20.

 

Ass Blowing

Ass Blowing

I'm the teacher -- trust me, you're going to want these classes.

 

PaxilBack - SexyBack Parody

PaxilBack - SexyBack Parody

The super-hot Gray Kid flawlessly parodies Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" with his song toting the anti-depressant Paxil. Joy!

 

Depression PILLows

Depression PILLows

These pill pillows are made to look like anti-depressants! Ingenious!

 

Jack Black's Anti-Piracy PSA

Jack Black's Anti-Piracy PSA

Jack Black is totally against piracy. And he made a Public Service Announcement to prove it.

 

Trust Xenu

Trust Xenu

This creepy 80's Scientology commercial features waaaay too many diverse cultures coming together for the sake of.... Scientology?? *shudder*

 

Family Planning Advice

Family Planning Advice

I've tried this method, and trust me, it works!!

 

Mel Gibson's Sheriff Video

Mel Gibson's Sheriff Video

Mel Gibson filmed this Sheriff's video long before the world knew he was an anti-semitic drunkard.

 

The Pope's Blessing

The Pope's Blessing

There’s a new Pope in town and he wants to give you a blessing. But can you trust this Pope?

 

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