Send this to your friends when they're stoned. Trust us.

The Chinese Anti-Terror Squad is as nerdy as the Google Campus.

Never put your trust in the hands of a teleprompter, machines are evil.

Dear Dean McDermott, while most think you're insane for doing this, knowing that your first child has a 10 million dollar trust fund, this was probably a good investment.

The Catholic League doesn't want you to see this cartoon. It doesn't contain enough anti-Semitic remarks.

If you're not laughing, the jokes about you. Or it's just not funny.

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."

Adrian was not only the coolest red head on the block, but he was a bona fide sith lord. With his trusty lightsaber in hand, he was guaranteed to fend off any unwanted vaginal advances.

A genetically engineered Britney-Rosie Hybrid terrorized the Airwaves spewing hours of militant lesbian, anti-clothes wearing antics.

Great commercial from the UK's "The IT Crowd". Don't steal movies unless you're prepared to pay the price.

Tommy Lee got naked to promote PETA's anti-fur movement. That's fine with me!!

This anti-smoking ad will really make you reconsider your next cigarette. Or 20.

I'm the teacher -- trust me, you're going to want these classes.

The super-hot Gray Kid flawlessly parodies Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" with his song toting the anti-depressant Paxil. Joy!

These pill pillows are made to look like anti-depressants! Ingenious!

Jack Black is totally against piracy. And he made a Public Service Announcement to prove it.

This creepy 80's Scientology commercial features waaaay too many diverse cultures coming together for the sake of.... Scientology?? *shudder*

I've tried this method, and trust me, it works!!

Mel Gibson filmed this Sheriff's video long before the world knew he was an anti-semitic drunkard.

There’s a new Pope in town and he wants to give you a blessing. But can you trust this Pope?