PHOTOS
Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.
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1/29/2008
PHOTOS
Wow, we don't want to be mean or anything, but this fat ass really needs to lose some weight.
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11/15/2007
VIDEOS
Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?
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10/1/2007
PHOTOS
Further proof that a girl can never be skinny. Remember ladies, its not sexy unless your bones are protruding from your blouse.
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9/26/2007
PHOTOS
Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.
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6/26/2007
PHOTOS
Nicole Richie sent a sarcastic yet caustic email invitation to her Memorial Day BBQ that demanded binge-drinking and anorexia at the bash. Later Mischa Barton passed out.
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5/29/2007
NEWS
You heard about her DUI, now see Nicole Ritchie drunkenly tear up the roads. LG was on the scene!
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2/16/2007
PHOTOS
This used to be Nicole Richie's hero. Then she died.
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1/29/2007
PHOTOS
Here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan's inspiration. Hopefully her boobs will look as big as this guy's.
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11/1/2005
ANIMATIONS
The PMS Homeshopping Network has the perfect gift for that anorexic, alcoholic, or whore in every family. Buy one today.
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12/21/2001