Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

We'd feel for this woman if she wasn't really, really, really annoying.

And by "assets", of course, we mean the things that make Susan Sarandon less annoying as an actress, activist and overall human being. Here's a recent photo of her at the SAG awards, along with her daughter Eva Amurii.

We really don't care how annoying Heidi Montag's brain is, her butt is totally not annoying.

Your favorite Monkey is back and this time he’s discovered one of the internet’s most annoying species: Emo Kids. If you’re Emo -- or know somebody who’s Emo -- you might want to watch this, and then kill yourself.

She's definitely less annoying when you can see half her boobs.

Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.

If there is a God, his plan is really annoying.

Bad costumes and techno are not exactly the way to convince us that burgers are not delicous.

When using the number 69, never say 69 slacks, 69 sacks, or talk about your '69 sax, we'll always assume you said sex.

Rumors cleavage has taken to her annoying habit of assuming she deserves attention just because her parents are famous.

Watching that annoying kid get hit with the skateboard in slow motion makes a pretty obvious connection. Fat kids are kind of like big whales.

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

The modern hippie is one giant annoying pile of stereotype.

Who needs annoying locks? This dog with childproof your drawers against the cleverest of babies!

Now that she's been released from prison, Paris is on her way to annoy the hell out of he neighbors in the Hollywood Hills.

An annoying girl singing in the office gets what's coming to her.

Old people are either really really annoying and gross, or surprisingly hilarious. Guess which one they are in this video!

DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.

Kathy Griffin, AKA the world's most annoying female comedian/self-proclaimed D-List queen, fell down while getting out of a cab. She fell on her face. And we animated it.