So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

Sure she is hot. But she also dates Brody Jenner. That's why she's a douchebag.

She's still hot with or without clothes.

A review of "Enemy of the State" that is just about the best thing ever.

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.

What does Anna Kournikova's tattoo mean? That you can never bang someone as hot as her.

Open up and say Ahhhhhhhhhh.

"Cock: Not Your Average Superhero". Well ain't that the truth.

The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

Some lonely boy with a love of Robert Smith composed a touching tribute to Mr. Ledger.

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.

These images of Mrs. Smith where released today accompanying claims she was nearly dead, covered in her own vomit, when they were taken.

Nicole Richie stops for a moment of reflection, while swimming in the oceans. Woman today have so many options, lets explore them all.

In theaters 12-14-07. Robert Neville (Will Smith) is the last human survivor in what is left of New York City and maybe the world. But he is not alone...

Anna Ferris wrangled up enough free time on the set of her new movie, to pee on Rumer Willis. In all honesty, we have NO IDEA what is going on here.

Never attack the man with the microphone.